15 Situaciones que demuestran por qué los niños son lo peor del mundo

La paternidad no es fácil; los niños son adorables, pero aprender a lidiar con hijos se convierte en un aprendizaje eterno. Rayones en la pared, mocos, babas, comida en el suelo y muchas lágrimas, son los ingredientes necesarios para volver a un padre histérico.

Estas 15 situaciones, los padres las comprenderán muy bien. Son más graciosas que trágicas, y seguramente las recordarás por siempre, porque ser padre definitivamente te cambió la vida.

1. Desde los primeros días sabes que muchas cosas cambiarán

Play date, anyone? #HolySpit throwback from @cassurie #kidsaretheworst

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2. Las visitas al súper nunca serán iguales

Living at home is such a drag. (And shopping with Dad. And Mondays…) #RollinWithMyGroceries ?: @bridegreen #kidsaretheworst #AhhMomYoureJustJealousItsTheBeastieBoys

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3. Decir “espera un poco” no sirve de nada

Oh my heck, it's running down my neck. #TinkleToRide #RaindropsKeepFallingByMyHead #DadIsSoSweatyItMadeMyPantsWet from the hilarious account @howtobeadad #kidsaretheworst

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4. Los viajes no son su hit

Sweet sweet sleep. We drove home from our Spring Break last night and two of my kids were moaning and vomiting the last two hours of the drive. Which made another child dry heave and cry/laugh. ?????? The littlest kid and I have been up all night trying to decide if we should stay in the bathroom or start a movie. He's having a rough go of this gastroenteritis. I told him this is what #SpringBreak will be like in college if he doesn't stay at school and study. ?? needless to say, he's super excited for college right now. ? Someone wish for sleep for us because I'm apparently out of wishes. TIA ✌️#kidsaretheworst

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5. Odian compartir su comida

Kids love sharing. Especially their birthdays. Right? (Note: I HATED sharing anything about my birthday. I remember having to share a party with another girl and I was not stoked. But I'm getting better. ish. Don't worry, though. You have four months to prepare for my bday.) #kidsaretheworst

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6. Descubrir nuevos lugares para jugar es su fuerte

This way to the Ministry of Magic… or a visit from the plumber. Either way, at least he's not afraid of the potty. #HeLikesToPottyAllTheTimePottyAllTheTimePottyAllTheTime (remember when Eddie Murphy sang? ??) ? : @shayyy_j #kidsaretheworst

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7. Y tus peores pesadillas se vuelven realidad

Smooth move… or maybe crunchy. #PBandJustWalkAway ?: @loumasebai #kidsaretheworst

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8. Tus teorías sobre la desaparición de los cubiertos tienen sentido

Better plate than never. #EverybodyDoYourShare ?: @jdolton27 #kidsaretheworst

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9. Y aunque ellos a veces no sean tan brillantes

"Hey Ma, watch this!" Ummm kid, I think your Ma set you up. #AnythingForTheLaughs By the way, I seriously thought it was Wednesday. Anyone else? #kidsaretheworst

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10. Admite que tu tampoco eres el mejor padre del mundo

Housecleaning tip: for clean floors AND a good time, add some wood cleaner to your kids' pajamas. If you have a video to share, please email it to me. Just click on CONTACT in my profile! And as always, choose laughter and kindness. ?? #WoodYouLikeToPlay best slo-mo face ever thanks to @lizzy.jensen #kidsaretheworst

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11.  Pero ellos siempre te querrán y tendrás su apoyo

Reason 65324 to have kids: being congratulated for pooping. #kidsaretheworst

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12. Aunque pienses que no lo merezcas en absoluto

I mentioned it on @THINGSARETHEWORST (such a great account ?) but I woke up this morning thinking it was Thursday. And then the shadow puppet kicked me on my butt saying, "Nah, girl, it's Wednesday. Mwahahaha!" But seriously, make your Wednesday better and follow @THINGSARETHEWORST ?✌️ #kidsaretheworst

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13. Ellos son una fuente inagotable de diversión

Who will win? I'm not talking #NewEnglandPatriots or #AtlantaFalcons, but will crawl baby or butt scoot baby win? And also, will you watch the #SuperBowl today? What do you like more: the commercials or the game? Or the halftime? #kidsaretheworst

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14. Aunque sabes que no puedes confiar completamente en ellos…

Parenting is a lot about trust, trying, and owning when things "didn't work" like you had planned. Keep trying, falling, trusting anyway. "The fact that you worry about being a good [parent] means that you already are one." -Jodi Picoult Have a great week and thanks for supporting each other out there! #laughtogether #insteadofcryingalone #kidsaretheworst

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15. Los festejos -y tu vida en general- cambia drásticamente…

Deck the halls with dirty undies, Foul-la-la-la-la Spider-man pants. Check out our Insta Stories and pick your favorite holiday photos to feature next. ✌️ #TisTheSeasonToBeNakey ?: @nightnurse78 #kidsaretheworst

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